GTA 5 Michael actor reacts to the GTA 6 trailer: "There's some big asses in there. I mean a lot of 'em. Almost every ass in that trailer, other than the male asses, is big. Big!"

05.12.2023 - 17:15 / gamesradar.com / Ned Luke

Ned Luke, best known to many as Michael in GTA 5, was among the fans most excited for the GTA 6 trailer. In a two-hour watchalong and react stream on his personal YouTube, the voice actor shared his thoughts on the long-awaited open-world follow-up, and boy were a lot of those thoughts about butts.

"What's something that really surprised you with this trailer the most?" Luke says, reading a question from his chat. With no hesitation, he answers: "How big the asses are. That's surprising. There's some big asses in that trailer. I mean a lot of 'em. Almost every ass in that trailer, other than the male asses, was big. Big! That surprised me because, you know, Miami's got some not-big asses too. We'll see." 

Later in the stream, he weighs in on the game's graphics more generally, but the intrusive thoughts soon win again. "This is what I thought was super cool, man," he says, pausing on one section of the trailer. "When the flamingos launch. Those things look so real. They're the real deal. That's way better than the birds and stuff that we had in our game, I think."

"Then it cuts to the beach," he continues. "There's a big ass, there's a big ass and thighs, there's a big ass, there's a huge ass with a thong on, there's another big ass over there. There's one – I'm lookin' to see – there's a huge ass with a thong on. And we're in the boat. Every ass is huge. I gotta talk with these guys, we gotta get some not-huge asses in there. Not everybody loves a big massive butt. Some people like a smaller one, narrower hips, smaller butt."

You might be wondering why he's so hung up on hips. Well, so were some folks in Luke's chat. "'Why is he paying attention to that?'" he reads aloud. "Paying attention to what? Booty? I just think it's interesting. I think it's interesting that every single one has a massive rear end. I just think that's interesting. It's like there's a serial plastic surgeon giving BBLs to every woman in Vice City." 

Luke also fielded takes from some unsavory folks in chat throughout the stream. "We've got one fan, he doesn't think GTA 6 is gonna beat GTA 5 and he's not a 'woke' fan," Luke says. "I don't understand that. Not a 'woke' fan? Why, because there's a female protagonist? What's that got to do with fuckin' being 'woke'? Doesn't have anything to do with it. There's been female badasses for a long time. Long time. That's kind of a dumb statement." 

I am particularly struck by Luke's curiously in-depth ass assessment, but to be fair, most of the stream was not about butts. Altogether, he reckons GTA 6 looks "amazing," and expects the game to "blow GTA 5 away." 

"Frankly, personally, I can't wait," Luke says. "I can't wait for us to get blown away. I like to see stuff advancing. I like