This Means Warp Review
12.01.2024 - 10:41
/ thesixthaxis.com
The best part of any Star Trek episode is when the Enterprise comes under attack. As phased weapon blasts slam against the hull of Star Fleet’s finest, chaos ensues. Hapless red shirts are sent flying as electronics explode, denizens of the bridge stumble from side to side, and Scotty complains about not having enough power. Now, imagine an entire game based around that one moment of madness and you have This Means Warp.
This Means Warp is a management rogue-lite in which you and three crewmates are responsible for your very own spaceship. Your mission is simple, to do space battle with an armada of alien vessels. But don’t worry, you’ll be taking on your enemy strictly one at a time. Viewed from a top-down perspective, you and your chums must load and operate your ship’s laser cannons, repair holes ripped in the hull, and venture out on spacewalks to retrieve valuable items. As you defeat each enemy you’ll gain a host of handy items and boosts; new fancy cannons, mine launchers, robot repair units, and anti-missile lasers amongst others.
The sheer breadth and variety of boosts and bonuses on offer are impressive, after a few missions your once humble space freight will be an impressive space killer instead. That is until you come up against something bigger and badder than you, sending you back to the beginning again. This being a rogue-lite, you’ll lose all of your hard-won gear, other than a few permanent stat boosts to aid you on your next run.
It’s your standard rogue-lite experience then, albeit with co-op. Playing with your chums is a vital part of the experience and is also absolutely hilarious. It’s all too easy during an attack for a mate to get sucked out into space, screaming as they disappear into the black void. Okay, that sounds horrific, but when it’s accompanied by the cutesy visuals and the real-life cries of your mate on the sofa next to you then it’s definitely chucklesome.
Despite looking like a party game though, This Means Warp is anything but. Genuine teamwork is required to get even beyond the first few encounters. You’ll need to allocate tasks, making sure that you have someone manning the cannons, whilst others run repairs or operate defence systems. Everyone has an important job to do; the game relishing in throwing more and more challenges and tasks for you and your crew to plate spin. Hugely enjoyable and chaotic co-op fun then.
However, it must be said that This Means Warp demands a high level of skill, it also doesn’t do a particularly good job of explaining its many systems. New tools are thrown at you with wanton abandon, and it’s all too easy to get utterly bemused and confused, particularly if you are playing with less experienced gamers. The controls are often a little